Thursday, June 27, 2013

baseball and special pens

Couple of weird ones this time.

In one, I went with some people to some kind of campsite to learn to play baseball. Julian Assange was there and he was doing batting practice. I was supposed to catch the ball each time he hit it, but I didn't feel like it, so I just sat there and let it roll away. Everyone was pissed off at me and thought I was a disgrace to the baseball community. Then these two trainers confronted me and wanted to see if I would even be able to hit the ball, so it was my turn for batting practice. I ended up shocking the hell out of them because not only did I hit the ball, I hit it so hard that I broke the bat into little pieces. After this thing was all over, I found video of it on Youtube and wanted show everyone that I had been practicing baseball with Julian Assange, but nobody really cared.

In another one, I was taking my 8-year old brother Blake shopping. I needed to get him some kind of special pen and also some clothing. When we got to the "pen department", I asked for this special pen and the salesperson asked me all these questions specific to this pen, and I just stood there clueless. Then Blake started rattling off all the details of what he wanted. Then suddenly he realized a mosquito had bit him on the hand and he shouted "fucking mosquito bit me!!!" in the middle of the store. I was all "sssshhhh sssshh" and said I would kiss it better if he would quiet down. I noticed the bite had turned into a huge welt, like they do when I get bit.

Before this, I know I had a dream involving M. Sadly, I can no longer remember what it was.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Ugly wig

I dreamed that my hair was shaved really short and I was wearing a wig. An UGLY wig which I wanted to take off, but decided not to because the shaved short hair would probably look much worse.

At some point I was packing for a long trip. Only problem was, I didn't know what time the flight departed, so I didn't know if I was already running late or not. Stressful.

Monday, June 17, 2013

Choices

I had a whole collection of strange unnerving dreams but the only one I can remember was where I was apparently in two different relationships at the same time. One was with a guy I used to work with several years ago (which is weird because I never dated the guy, nor did I even want to). The other I'm not sure who it was at all. Then I had to make a choice, I had to choose one of them to marry. This was hard because I apparently loved the both of them. In the end I chose the guy I had worked with, but then it got weird. When I made the choice, I actually had to choose some woman with the knowledge that she would turn into him afterwards.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Damn rain

Just as I went out, it started to rain. I got so furious, I shouted "Goddamn fucking rain!!!", stamped my feet, and threw myself down onto the pavement and rolled around. Total temper-tantrum as if I was 2 yrs old. Then I tried to get up but had trouble - I felt kinda dizzy as if I was drunk or something.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

How dare you indoor tan without me!

Jurjen wanted to go to the tanning salon without me and I got pissed off. And he was wearing ugly stripey pants and dorky big shoes.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Obama gives me a thumbs up

President Obama was giving some sort of speech to people seated in a park and some people had a chance to ask him questions. I was sitting on a big bench all by myself. He saw me and gave me a "thumbs up" and I gave him one back in response. I was all happy, thinking "yay! Obama thinks I'm cool". Then I asked how much longer this would take because I wanted to go have a glass of wine.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Maybe some chocolate

I think I dreamed I was eating some chocolate, but I'm not sure.